Last warning.

People, people...have we not learned yet?

After the last time I wrote about a golfer being attacked by an alligator, I really thought that would be the last I'd hear of such an event for at least a little while. BUT, to my dismay, we haven't all caught on. Read the story about the mauled Florida golf ball diver HERE. Good thing he was wearing a wet suit.

As I said less than a year ago (HERE), I'm all for a good deal, which a free golf ball might fall into. I can appreciate the passion of the game of golf (or the tantalizing idea of making money off golf balls), which could, oh, I don't know, drive someone into gator-filled waters I suppose. But isn't it easier to just keep you and your body parts safe? I guess my hesitancy to "test the waters," per se, against a gator is proof that I don't truly love the game. Or something.

P.S.: The gator's still on the loose. Watch your appendages.